meanwhile at yankees spring training, a guy plays baseball with his hands - and also his butt?

Optimus Prime figures out how to transform into Batman, goes mad with power.

A man named John just likes to be himself and other such things. He is also black, but this should not prejudice your drawing.

Small jellyfish dreams of one day becoming a giant, world-encompassing jellyfish.

Vote GENERIC PIECE OF SHIT for Game of the Year 2012! Thank you, EA.

Sad purple box peers disdainfully into a mirror.

Dwarf Elvis, now with moustache, reads on his Nook.

Orphan has red hair, eyes, nose, lips...

Dude had LSD once - left permanent wrinkles in his forehead. Passed out next to river. Awful, I tell you.

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'

Bald Italian Suns B-Ball player welcomes y'all to the jam with a sweet-as slam dunk!

Liking Hitler won't stop your face from being upside-down, mate.