Hoping to be more like his frat-bro friends, Kyle spent the whole day on the beach without sunscreen. He regrets it.

Spongebob may have been brutalized in that last bar fight, but the thrill of it has driven him insane.

Santa-shaft has replaced the elven workforce with horned alien children swaddled in green cloth.

The Buzzcocks

Even the robots think corporate capitalism is destroying Earth.

We've been able to clone tomatoes, sir, but they come out with an evil Siamese twin!

Out of twenty dollar bills, MC Organically Grown decide to "make it rain" snow pea snaps instead.

Of all the flavors in all the Baskin Robbins in all of Kentucky, I had to be Pink Phlegm? Just great.

Our new ad campaign for combination peanut butter + jelly hand sanitizer fell short.

Feisty black cat is ready to pounce on this delicious hotdog.

My favorite clown.

The homophobes have finally run out of steam.