Penguin Imposter longs for the meaningful relationships shared by real Snowmen.

The immediacy of mortality

man sweating as dinosaur approaches

"No. I refuse to" stated the mild-mannered weatherman as he watched his co-workers defile a cupcake stripper.

Pedo Bear-Cat Ice Cream Truck: It's a Trap!

The Government Vs. The People

Cookie Monster gon' mess you up, real good. Aint no runnin' now, boy...

4 cereal, bishes.

emo feline

Constipation

No I will not.

Kate Moss