Dont Ask, Dont Tell.

Trying to justify the distinctly lacking stock in the pet shop.

And on the third day he rose again. Unfortunately, decomposition had already started.

Its an iconic image from a film popular with a certain section of society. Possibly: 'The Notebook'

A victim of assault grossly underplays the seriousness of his predicament.

Three unicycles are imbued with mystical energies & combine to form some sort of ultra-three-wheeled-unicycle. A dog watches on, perplexed.

Cannibals trying to decide if they're leg, or breast men.

Emo little brother wants approval.

A snake dressed up to go to a formal occasion.

New Chain

A whole other kettle of fish.

Intellect can be measured on a scale, but true genius is highly subjective.

Amoeba on the warpath.

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