A Homophobic Seal

Some kind of freakish can monster with lots of legs and multiple eyes

super bubble bobble!

Popeye needs his spinach because he's surrounded by angry orange and yellow vomit

a super villain licks his magical penis finger, which is apparently some super heroes weak point, the super hero is crying

It's the companion cube!

angry man doesn't want cthulhu attacking the skyscrapers

stickman giving out two quests at once to a stickgnome, while someone recieves a text on their weird blue phone that says "DNA Test is in!"

a man with an upside down head that also has an arm growing out of the top of it that he is using to steal mail from a british-style postbox

Pizza slice with eyes and legs

A narwhal that is calling you a Sicko

mickey mouse with pinkeye