The pillow devil comes in the night and switches your soft pillow out with a hard one.

A fabulous Vampire Hunter shows off his Bling. Bats be jelly.

Spess Mehreen reenacts Devil May Cry.

Gamestop in charge of not fucking over its customers.

A man farts zombies.

A crowd is watching no cry but the culprit has already left the scene, only his footsteps remain.

Somebody breaks his arms while viewing a 5/5 picture of a girl.

How does this work again? I have to stick my crystal halberd in her gaping dragon right?

Almost 10 KGB agents came to the conclusion that this bag is not what they are looking for.

Optimus-chan is in love.

Canada and the US can't admit that they love each other so they rather insult each other.

Jimmy just realized his last meal was expired.