Turns out you CAN rebirth internet memes if you bury them in the Pet Cemetery.

Those schmaltzy 3-page long diary entries you find scattered around the environment in a horror game that you never pay attention to.

Jeremy knew he should have kept his arms inside of the bus, but he thought just this once, dismemberment wouldn't be a possibility.

A rather confident fly reassures the audience that the female in question is indeed not a piece of shit. (Figuratively speaking, of course.)

The Friendly-Neighborhood Hero Melon gives an educational, albeit rather threatening message to the youth of Compton.

A supple, young otter is looking for her good friends Taylor Swift and Katy Perry in the middle of an Amazon jungle.

My mother as portrayed by a bald man in a butterfly harness advertising "bj's" for a hundred wingwangs.

A man engages in a rather strange Japanese game show.

That godawful fire-breathing dragon on that one bridge in Dark Souls.

A shark bends down to a small child to whisper into his/her ear," Wait till you see my finger".

One of those chests that would eat you if you tried to open it.

Ralph S. Mouse don't need nobody. The road becomes HIS bride.