a level 85 wow player

whispering sweet nothings.

a man crying blood wakes up from surgery to find a red pillar has been erected near him

Walker, Texas Ranger as a bald medical doctor.

a man with long eyebrows yelling at a moose to stop sitting in a pool of piss

an afro'd man buys COD5 with the sole intention of complaining about it.

an orange parasite named "ne" and a blue parasite named "ge" have awesome adventures inside a dog's stomach

an elephant gently cradles a spicy latina

a bald eagle crying beside the american flag.

a blind man "watches" a brown and a grey bunny run away

a man with boneitis fantasizes about a pretty beflowered skull

a septic tank falling from the sky over nyc.