Dominoes vs. Poo -- the final showdown.

Just say NO to My Little Pony Monkey hybrids.

Nobody puts Baby Pacman in the corner!

"While the root of the parsnip is edible, the handling of its shoots and leaves requires protective clothing."

Perhaps Do Not Want, but also perhaps Do Want? Perhaps.

♫ There's a giant BUTT, all over the world, tonight... ♪

Rough looking crack whore star is on the prowl.

In the grand Schuss competition, the German flag always reigned victorious.

Love hurts -- especially when your heart rockets out of your chest cavity and bitch-slaps you.

OH MY FREAKING HOLY CRAP GIANT BIRD FLYING OVER THE MOUNTAINS!!!!11!!!

"Fap" -- Now in a convenient can for your fapping-on-the-go needs!

Oh my GOSH that computer has a pencil stuck to it! A PENCIL WITH TWO ERASERS!11