A school shooter's

Jack, A Finn and the Tasmanian Devil welcome you to the warrior family.

Todd wants to show you his very special DLC package

Anon goes to an abstract art exhibition, but all he sees is loss.

Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you play two video games?

A rat has died from alcohol poisoning

You're in my spot, sir.

Literally me

A black guy eating liquorice in a coal cellar

Dragonborn drowns his sadness in cake because Uther couldn't bake it.

Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?

Never talk to me or my wife's stand again