Mario and Luigi living off the coast of Fiji, eating coconuts as a way to live because flowers are scarce to the island native.

A centaur meowing and pressing some buttons on a wall.

Billy being eaten by a gigantic snake! How does a snake even get that big? Someone should call some scientists or something.

Carlton showing off some sweet moves.

Here is a dog.. and here is a bone. But how is dog the dog going to be eating such a big bone??? These are the mysteries.

Potato man being grumpy.

OFF GRUMPS

BooTron insulting Birdo. (How does Jon have a beard and hat if he is a ghost? These are the mysteries.)

Loogi, brother of Larry, is an asshole.

An African-American man doing an honest day's work in a field of cotton in the southern region of the United States of America.

a squirrel pulling a string out of a brown elephant with shoddily erased antlers

All these blacks.