A disfigured narwhal and big bird having a romantic night out away from the kids. But little does narwhal know, big bird ate the children.:(

President trump thoroughly enjoying a piece of pizza huts finest piece of pepperoni pizza.

A flower singing horribly. He doesn't know whether or not he is good so he keeps going. Everybody hates it, so they leave.theflower is sad:(

Christian man trying to be cool by singing the "YMCA" song. He fails miserably and is forced into mortality as a catholic, he kills himself.

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Jasmine Loves Apples and/or Apple products. Don't take her rights. Disney princesses deserve tech and/or red fruits as well.

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alIEN WITH A GUN!!!

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