kitty has looooooooooots of monkey nuts in her cheeks and is trying to stuff a condom in there too

New Chain

Princess Merida discovers hair straightners

Smoking weed reveals hidden desires

Stick man with self-esteem issues.

Two girls one cup so horrifying to little boy that his limbs explode :(

"Row, row row your boat gently down the- oh fuc,"

Rastafarians don't smoke weed! They smoke carrots!

Garfield is doing sexy things with the lasagne again...

SHUT THE FUCK UP POTATO

Gay octopus gets skewered through the brain with a flag declaring his sexuality. He will never try to chat up someone ever again.

The latest addition to the BBC show Time Team

Breaking wind.

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