Two guys tossing green fish around while a third guy watches disapprovingly.

A tentacle rises up from a toilet and spurts lemon juice in the face of a flabbergasted stick figure.

A cannon which is somehow firing even though the lit fuse is still long, and the text "日 Ase" above it.

A derpy Charmander with wavy arms.

The phone number to the Krusty Krab.

A sad, devastated bird, having given up on all hope in life and spends its remaining days wallowing in its own self-pity.

A cyborg with a robot-arm and robot-half-face waving happily at you.

An almost out-of-view whale tries to eat a blue ant wearing a rainbow beanie.

A man with crossed arms looking angrily at a googly-eyed, drooling Patrick.

It's a black...dog...thing. With white stripes and brown eyes and mouth.

A transparent rifle against an exploding background.

A well endowed golfer asks you just how old you are.

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