Someone flying over an old person's head.

A (goldfish?) in a body of water of undetermined size, due to having no point of reference.

A giant man hates them women of the view, Whoopi Goldberg looks on as he terrorizes them.

Rorschach as a stick man, talking about the usual gibberish.

A heroic black and white dog halts an assassination attempt on the life of Barrack Obama. He will be missed.

Gramps is getting some of his famous nose candy out for the kids, as painful as it is for him,

A can of (meat?) that is 100% horse free, promise.

A dog contemplates suicide while thinking about his family.

A depressed (woman?) in a green bikini, asking "How's this?"

A cannibalistic rooster consumes the flesh of it's kin. (In bucket form)

Zorak is wrapping Space Ghost's birthday present while nude.

A blue, six-legged lizard carrying around the word "What" upon its back.