Life: if you hold gasoline, you explode.

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Dear golly Lil' Missus Molly, that's a huge nose near your pussy.

Sonic grafts himself to a train engine head.

cave child brutally eviscerates another's skeleton.

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Lumberjack loves guitar, during the cherry blossom, fake haiku.

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OPEN WIDE!

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Boy is bound to a square table and slammed by an automatic hand whilst his mistress watches.

guy fails at aiming and hump a chicks legs.

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Dude buys a slime girl, is disappointed.

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Frog butt fuckin.

Some butter in a microwave.

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A horse being hogtied.

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