A cactus is extremely happy that he is more than a trees distance away from a welcoming bush.

Betty Crockers cake mix falls upon a crime scene... or possibly goatse.

A thigh-slapping, horse-rangling, spur-wearing, lasso-throwing cowboy of a pepperoni pizza.

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Pacman has hair now

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An alien eating poop. He loves poop.

An abstract family of dolphins

New Chain

A spaceship burning up as it enters the sun

A man caught in a corner of yellow

A fat green blob with saggy breasts

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