Some dude wants to put his sock inside a drawer but the drawer became sentient and is staring at him angrily. The man fears for his life.

The baby was sleeping well BUT THE SNAKE WAS WATCHING !!! NO MORE BABY IN THE BED BECAUSE THE SNAKE YUM YUM

A man is drowning in the sea. He is desperately grasping for air. His bladder is very inflated (as big as his hand) for some reason too.

Skrillex sucks pink pile of poop