Superman is dead. Orange villain trying to punch his gelatinous blue sidekick.

Baby: Is this a pool? Man: Nah, its sparta.

the stars cant spell

Denzel Washington

The worlds most fattening guitar

That turnip is much more painful on the way out

An Excellent Question

Oh God the sun is trying to burn me alive while I'm adrift on my banana boat!! Isn't it bad enought those strange birds ate my arm?

Frenchie reunited with his baguette

Im the best there is at what i do, and what i do isnt very nice.

Jesus clock has to stop