"Bitch please, my gun fires black doodles.. there's no way your period shooters can defeat me."

The Lib Dems in a meeting

A stick-man complains to a green, squiggly box about the poliec: "Gr, Poliec!"

Piggy bank murder of the gravest kind

Harry Potter finally screws Emma Watson.. the ginger one is dead.

Pathetic

Cake landing on rhetorical question.. possibility of said cake having a broken penis inside

Pringles are found to contain trace amounts of cocaine.

Pink mushrooms growing on the moon

"Bobby I pee with boner"

Confused kangaroo

One unhappy bomb, you can tell this by the furrowed brow