in this racist town, william the wheat knew he wasn't welcome in the carrot bar, but he stayed anyway, no matter what the barkeeper thought.

somebody does not understand the concept of quantum physics

and out of the ice cold darkness of space, the gods send a firey ball of brimstone

steve jobs was an inside job

she thought: "what's the point of joining a cult if you're not going to fuck?" so she and the other 3 went over to the huge bed.

ernie was in a horny mood

and as the flames burned down beautiful rome, nero the lonely emperor wept

porn or startrek

a maxipad watches the price is right reruns on tv

berlin by night

spring love

you could cut the sexual tension with knife