Geometric shapes

Blue screen of death?

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Oh my god, SHOES.

Dishes

What has it got in its pocketses?

You just lost The Game

Proposing marriage with a Ring Pop

A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

Blue bear beanie baby

This acorn with cold sores loves Herpes? Okay...

The red lady does not appreciate the yellow jazz dude hitting on her.