A TERRIBLE SEA MONSTER

Stoned Jesus takes a long, deep look into your soul. He is bemused at what he finds.

I'm seeing... "It's not soda".

I should be studying for a final, but Doodle or Die has consumed me...

A ladybug happens across a cup of piss

Grinman sure does like grinning, doesn't he?

WATCH OUT! A spider is crawling into your asshole RIGHT NOW.

Solid Snake reaches for his gun while the words "Metal Gear" loom overhead

I'll take "Ireland Smells Like..." for 300, Trebek.

A ghost with spiked hair complains about how entitled modern gamers are, and how the three color palettes of the ME3 ending are great.

A serpent giraffe is mind controlled by some kind of blob creature

An abstract praying mantis crosses the line