If a hotdog van was a Transformer driven by a human walnut.

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Tears streamed down the chef's face as he realized didn't hear the oven timer over his loud music and his pizza rolls are burned to a crisp.

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Well drawn sexy Mrs. Mouse climbs into the steamy tub while coyly looking back

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Two cats formed a awesome rock band named "fokcat". The drummer cat is slightly annoyed he is not as cool as the guitarist cat.

ET painfully fulls a beach of gold out of his butt. Kinda gross....

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Giant tennis ball with a mustache chases after a dog (or maybe normal sized mustache tennis ball, just small dog)

Snowman is surprised when children reply "you can do the job while your in town"

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Gangsta baseball player takes his sack of baseballs with him to lunch. Rowan Atkinson doesn't really care...

Naked dude holding mountain due and a blue towel goes crazy (oh, and his hair and teeth are moldy spaghetti).

The ghosts go for a swim. The one on the left is wearing mascara. Hm, maybe should have taken that off before going into the pool.

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A drooling Donald Trump in a black and white suit eyes a lovely elephant butt.

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