she said she loved turtles. She didn't. She said she loved bananas. She didn't. Could she really be 14?

a lonely artists cry for help

all of the storm troopers that were still alive after return of the jedi took off their helmets, mummified leia and brutally gang raped her

the third man always drops his shit

That sexy ass fire truck is gonna spray the cookie monster all over his hairy face.

ginger mum complains about jay leno

New Chain

All the bridges in Newcastle formed together to make one superbridge that destroyed Gateshead and most of the Tyne and Wear area.

man has an 'n' for an eye and beautiful beauty spot

pesty blue bag gets attacked by fork

man with firey head attempts suicide

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mouse says good day to the big headed dog.

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