an ostensibly BPE free bottle of hot water looks cool under the north star.

someone clicking ths stupid button on google that nobody ever fucking clicks

a busty walkie talkie wearing blue eyeshadow and red lingerie. wat.

two amoeba with myriad microflagellae around their basal protrustions incline wet orifices toward one another with "smoochy smoochy" above

man with triangle mouth tries to feed broccoli to child weeping blood with only one leg

leporiphobia. it is a serious disease that makes eating Trix cereal virtually impossible.

A middle school dance featuring a talkative headless horse, Jeff Goldblum, and a smitten camel.

a conservatively clad and well-toned paris hilton with black hair desires sustenance

bottle of unmarked pink liquid implores you to drink it. what's the worst that could happen?

an American states, (in English) that he speaks a language which does not exist.

an inquisitive, stoic bald man asks the age old question...

a gleeful sadistic rodent prepares to put on a green gas mask and take the field in trench warfare