A stripper urinates on a kamikaze pilot.

Banjo jumps out of an aeroplane but realises he's got Kazooie instead of a parachute!

A sloth attacks two men. One is frustrated, the other just wants beer.

A woman, crafted of the waves, emerges from the ocean wearing a novelty umbrella hat.

Freddie Mercury sheds a single tear while saying 'So close'.

A wizard wearing blue robes and hat and black gloves.

This rabbit is Batman.

A green man laughs cruelly as he knocks over a bird bath with a golden hook embedded in it.

A NASA space shuttle flies past the moon. The astronauts abord entertain themselves with basic arithmetic.

Ta-da! Another picture of a steaming turd.

Confetti falls on a child's drawing of a house. The house is green with orange windows and no door. It has a skylight.

A ufo lands on a gigantic lemon floating in the sea.

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