An Italian man on his vacation is pushed over by a local with one arm. However, this does not bother the Italian man, as he still smiles.

Doodle or Die

It's Baywatch, guys.

"Just u and me" quoth the Godzilla. "I'm a fish" replied the haddock, and all was well in the sea, despite the alarming tangerines.

Them Japanese cartoon the young-uns are always gettn' into with their Pokemans and their Sem-pies! Ruinin' 'murica, I say!

Bob is SuperFat, a superhero who is rather bulbous and incapable of basic arithmetic. :O and must defeat his arch-nemesis, Mayor McCheese.

Lady with Terminal 7 is sad because this is a disease that kills people, and thus, is doomed to death. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD':

Three police cruisers, stacked upon each other, flatten a local prostitute beneath the wheels of JUSTICE. (Albeit on accident)

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