mmm your wife tastes good, O thanks, so does yours

Thanksgiving proved to be especially patriotic this year as uncle jimbo made dyed the family turkey red white and blue.

what the hell, why is there blood in my milk carton, and why does it have arms,legs and........ omg

Parental Knowledge. I.E. What parents know about the actions of their teenagers.

an evil martianvampiretaradactle takes flight

An orange attempts to eat a banana without peeling it first, this act causes the banana to tear up

A reverse rudolph attempts to enter a drain pipe that is obviously smaller than he is

Mr. and Mrs. Pacman are getting divorced and are unsure who will get custody of the little pacs

A science experiment gone horribly awry

cruising the USA; that one level in the desert

captain swag feels no need to fight crime, its too mainstream

An abortion preformed by pig demons with a clothes hanger is thwarted by divine intervention