I'm very offended that you are offended

I'll just suck on this big pink thing, thought the red dog.

A dead gopher

Threes do not like to watch people practice martial arts

This baby is no good, so I'll toss it out.

The cookie sprouted hair and legs

I like jelly beans on my toast

An idiot is playing this game

The pony thinks you wanted whining

The baseball game depends on you, cricket

This pickle is really in a pickle

Crazy yellow happy!