Black jesus just escaped a landmine

Im just here, sitting at home fapping.

The game is afoot. Mr. Curdts body was found only 15 minutes ago in the kitchen, his brains bashed out. There are four suspects. Who is it?

Hipster god standing on a pile of cabbage

Google search, DEATH BY TEACUP

Depressed naked man grabbing at cheese-grater people

Sonic is surprised and perturbed by some unseen event.

EXPRESS FADOODLE MAIL

Nicks left buttocks

Its dangerous to go alone, make sure to FUCK TOM

Mr. Nicollerat riding a sick wave

A fist angrily shaken towards the sky in defiance of the gods of old.