A posh moral shark denies in court that he had a relationship with a kitten.

An alien immigrant playing on the lakers, wants to be taken to the president. Possibly to whoop him in some basketball, bro!

the ferris wheel is closed. But you can play with the lock.

A armless yellow man wearing a green shirt just skateboarded down some sharp stairs.

Black guy cries because he hates racism so mcuh

A man so fat he barely fits on this canvas, exclaiming in distress, "Am I FAT?!"

A cyclops monkey vs a robot

Put that water in the cup/bucket/coffee mug

Dancing carrot! :D however, in his mind he can't stop wondering, "Why am I dancing...who am I? And why am I a carrot?"

Finn from Adventure Time becomes a hardcore pokemon fan

Yoshi is drowning!!! Save him! Somebody save him! I'm black so I can't swim but somebody else needs to jump in there and save him! Quick!

A formal Donkey Kong is blushing because he's so classy.