Donald J. Trump, terrified of his newfound responsibilities as president, has escaped his office and begun a new life as a Playboy model.

The great Egyptian goddess Isis (who btw was super inbred and you should totally look up the Egyptian creation story, it's great) was here.

"Mi-Mis" says a strange man with a tiny mouth and a big cigar (not a euphemism)

New Chain

whats up everybody its critikal

captain underpants boi

stick figure throwing arrow at dinosaur

close-up slendermans shoe being ripped off

Woahhhhhhhhhh Pizza!

Ned Flanders being decapitated

A beautiful flower, ON FIRE

Extremely hairy nuts, labeled "nads"

Doodle or Die

Aw geez, better get out of that boi's way, that is one angry boi.

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