A duck.

Since when are the Japanese allowed to have such big guns?

A pretty pickle.

THE DIRTY BUBBLE!

A faceless, blonde woman wearing an Orange dress and silver jewelry.

An alien riding a 9GAG pony.

Some dude wearing a Santa hat.

An ugly, blonde, vampire lady.

A very fat man spewing out rainbow particles.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

GANON.