"The Orthodox Inquisition: Bearded Death". Stunning documentary detailing conflict between religious sects? Heavy metal album? BOTH?

Well, doctors, he was attacked by some red yarn, and his arm is broken in four places.

The early worm doesn't get the bird.

No, archer friend! I wasn't talking about you! Come back!

Get that easter egg out of my face.

You can't read anything at this font size.

And furthermore, my opponent is a potato.

You WILL pay for your sins, house. I saw the way you looked at the neighbor's lawn flamingos.

Aliens tempt humans with pastries, but instead give them KNOWLEDGE!

Exasperated, the sculptor threw her umpteenth blobby attempt at a bust out the window, to collide with the adjacent brick building.

We slipped down snakes into yesterday's news

The third zebra is unquestionably the coolest.