The most AMERICAN thing one can imagine.

A woman with blood dripping out of her mouth. She has blond hair. However, her skin is gray, so AMERICANS WOULD JUDGE HER HARSHLY.

Wearing a green barrel on his fist, a man punches another man in the stomach. The victim relieves himself through his back.

Your soul.

A bear takes a chainsaw to a pile of poop.

A Viking is carrying a horned baby while thinking about Loki.

Red seaweed that looks like menstrual blood looks kind of like a kidney with the head of a cat. Srsly.

John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and Isaac Hayes get into a knife fight.

A snake wants to become a chiropractor.

Link, in blue, laments his inability to practice dentistry.

A math equation. A variable, represented by Pikachu, is less than 3 times Sexy.

A gay question mark begins its act for the talent show.