Tripod body ball head being pulled away from what one can only assume is internet porn...

Big red eyes behind yellow rim glasses and a dot for a nose.

Stick man chillin in the ice cream store.

Guy with big wizard hat is covering up the fact that he has erectile disfunction. :(

Im not really sure. Puppies would improve the chain significantly though.....

Bad acid trip

Man in Sonic the Hedge Hog costume being attacked by an alien.

Swirling eye of the infinite.

A weak kneed bearded lady.