A living crawling human-faced turd. Someone please destroy this abomination..

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Draw Max Payne

A happy gentleman talks with his grafted-on elephant snout about the weather and other pleasant affairs

New Chain

Once upon a midday sunny, I tried to think of something funny. For the next /v/irgin to draw or write, but alas; I could only think of shite

A gentleman having an argument with some stairs while his aroused wife looks on, forgetting she was making food which is now burning........

An orange lion fighting a brown bear amidst a colorful explosion

Emo cloud crying

Garfield surfing for porn of his owner

Orange hitler eating a fetus

Milk and a fried egg

Doodle or Die

Two anime people standing back to back, one looks like that yugioh dude. Other's a dudette.

Odd man with a member larger than his own body.

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