God's ass loom over the planet, waiting for the perfect moment to take a large, steaming shit on your life.

oh sweet jesus why are the cats on fire oh noooo they're all over the kitchen and you'll set off the fire alarm why would you do that ahhhhh

a hipster discussing film sits upon a background of pink. He has a handlebar mustache and his head and body look kind of like a dong. Weird.

a homestucker expresses his or her love for what is, indeed, a fantastic webcomic. you go, drawer. you go hard.

Ash gets you horny, man. Actually, I'm uncomfortable and aroused all at once, oh dear.

Wednesday Addams looks kind of bored. She'll prolly end up killing a bitch within the hour.

man who looks eerily similar to the artistic representation of andrew hussie has the face of a jackolantern and to be honest its unsettling

homer simpson contemplates

spider shaped blang blang, hollah!

sad man in a sombrero looks at earth and mars. mars is attempting to get laid; hooking up with earth is is goal. sombrero guy is sad.

pac man just ate a giant pearl, is chasing after a blue ghost in the maze.

a ghost writes a novel at a desk, using pen. left: an orange floating head, and further to his left is a girl. right: red floating head

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