Obama's plans

SINCE NONE OF YOU KNOW A GOD DAMN THING, I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING SIMPLE; A HAMSTER.

90s kid's nightmare

A hamster flying through space.

High heel shoe with a cigarette on top

Table tennis, or "Ping Pong"

Black man with a blue shirt and tie, with a red cape.

A man riding a dick shaped missile into infinity

Man unhappily sucking a huge car, while a spider is riding the car

Skeleton with a top hat saying no and giving the finger to an unhappy stick figure

HORSE DICK

Big fat yellow dude