Kangaroo boxer has a drunken brawl with a stop sign

Muscular alien whallops some guy on the head with a giant mallet

Superman saves a porn star from a crocodile-bear hybrid

A young man attempting to seduce a terribly ugly woman at a bar.

A pirate with a hookhand is very excited to drink his favor brew of Lipton Tea.

A woman in a dress rubs lotion on her arms.

A man with elephantitis has been murdered. Cause: GSW to the abdomen.

You're a new pokemon trainer. Do you chose squirtle, charmander, or bulbasaur?

Black guy minding his own business, carrying a toolbox, is shot in the back by a cop.