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Rumor has it the 27th US President William Howard Taft got stuck in a bathtub. He was a large man and had a walrus-like mustache.

The Sun is not amused...it is going to blast the earth with solar rays until we turn yellow, orange, and purple

Master of Nunchuks battles against strange purple alien invaders

a very inclusive house...all are welcome

Mario fools Luigi into helping him rescue the Princess by promising him an endless pasta bowl at Olive Garden

I'm using my Xbox Kinect to take risque photos

Someone typed "NASAL" instead of "NASA" accidentally and that is how the first astronaut was sneezed into outer space

Timmy learned the hard way why bottles of Pepto Bismol have "Do NOT shake before use" written on the label

Conservative activists hate it when people enjoy pictures of beautiful things. "What about the children?" they scream.

Pink raver wearing black lace arm sleeves cracked a lemon cookie in half

A weird mathematical equation: if x is greater than a blue circle, divide by a dark colored worm

Doodle or Die

Johnny Bravo has an unusual offer for Michael Jordan

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