Meme-head "coning" an angry Asian man while saying "Sacre Bleu"

2girls1cup gone horribly wrong

A rock staring at a black line

A Jetliner with a pair of boobs inexplicably bursting out the cockpit windows

A man's knee strikes a matress with a "POMF" sound

Ask Ketchum devouring a green meatloaf whilst pondering the three primary colors: yellow, blue, and red

sharp knives sent by Satan woman are falling from the skies onto the people of Occupy Wal Street

A shark is the mutant child of a despondent, embodient of a smiling face. The shark questions its parent why it has only one tooth

Two people, one taller than the other, prepare to clash for possession of the basketball. They share unpleasant hopes for each other

As a man is seen hanging from a vine, unable to escape, a giant purple snake flies into his mouth. The man gasps in terror at this event.

an array of multicolored phalluses

A red fissure tears the ground a sunder, and below that fissure reads in yellow ink: "DEVIV SUX!"

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