White gay man is trying to get abducted by aliens as he wants to get an anal probe. Flying saucer is leaving earth and the man is crying.

2D anime girl finds out she's not 3D and cannot marry the Otaku she's in love with. I cry evrytiem ;_;

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Chuck Norris destroys a huge plate of mom's spaghetti with a single round house kick.

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Sexual harrasment. Pink girl is way above blue guy's league. Blue guy is a creep.

Big Smokes Dog buys a new green sweater to represent Grove Street Families but shit's too damn itchy.

Ginger with unibrow in prison.

Doodle or Die

Bender enjoying a beer at the Oktoberfest

Muumilla on pippeli pystyssä

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Juutalainen kauppias hieroo käsiään yhteen. Pään yläpuolella on vihreä kaari ja €-symboli

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Bruce Springsteen tajuaa olevansa nainen miehen kehossa ja julkaisee levyn "Bora in the USA".

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