A W-W-W-Wizard having a grand w-w-w-wizard's duel in a scary, ominous tower. The loose tile on the floor wins.

Simon Cowell giving Oprah a foot massage.

A fucked up lady doing ballet. It appears that her mouth has transformed into a heart.. I'm so sorry you poor, poor woman.

Big Bird is fucked up..

A wannabe gangster is shooting a giant crying taranchula. Oh dear.

Some princess who has a bad cold. Snot is dripping from her nose. The snot turns out to be a baseball bat. A kindly knight is catching it.