Why can't you get it through your head that this hat wearing, bipedal turtle is NOT WACKY.

Looks like sonic just stepped on a bear trap. So much for having a right leg

Cucumber boxing with Harry Potter

blonde dude thinks the purple cat is pretty, but the cat thinks the blonde is pretty.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JIZZY TIME!

An eye Pissing

Mr. Spider is tired of your annoying bullshit

A bucket of shit will help if you want to puke out those nasty green vegetables.

Writing giant question marks on your papers will not suffice for your inquiry essay

This candy was inspected by elf #78...who unfortunately has Parkinson's

Butterfly is not pleased and neither is his wings

The sheep misheard you