Carrots are stargzing. Two have fallen asleep and are cuddling, while a third contemplates the universe. "Nice."

Wait...do I have...a unibrow?

That bitchass king is pissed at some sucker jester for pissing on his lawn. They're in front of a tiny, squat castle possibly made for ants.

My math teacher telling me I'm terrific. Is he staring at my boobs?

a boat going up a mountain

America is only left with two states after the great Amalgamation of 3015

I'LL HAVE NONE OF THIS

A talking photo says he's doing something (actually he's fapping). Somebody stands outside of the door next to it.

PROFANITIES! The rest is censored in red.

Did you even try?

jynx decided to dye her body green

satan didn't go fast. now it's too late to escape the ghostdong of his first wife