A man remarks that his pipe has a "hemi"

A duck.

Mario indulges in Oedipal sex fantasies.

A sad lemon wants chocolate.

A chicken witnesses his brethren being turned into chicken nuggets.

A ninja drops into shark infested waters.

A woman's hand told you so.

Two basketballs and the sun mourn the deaths of civilians at a midnight screening of "The Dark Knight Rises"

A user of popular blogging website "Tumblr" is offended because somebody did not use a trigger warning.

A child gets out a knife, triggered by a sign advertising popular search engine "Google."

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A smiling penguin.