Haggar the Horrible performs his Fatality on a mermaid.

The screaming-red-nightmare-fetus-alien doesn't want a young boy in a robot body to abort him.

A young Charles Xavier reads the script for X3 and decides he'd rather die than be part of that shit.

He's gonna fit a pineapple in his mouth. HE'S GOING TO FIT A WHOLE PINEAPPLE IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH, ARE YOU SEEING THIS!?

Wilford Brimley says the spanish word for "day", than talks about bees, and ends with a cryptic warning concerning "TUS".

Jean Grey tells you to deal with it.

The sun is a grossly incandescent, rad motherfucker riding a surfboard on the wind.

Some lazy douchebag drew a question mark because he didn't have the balls/IQ to draw the request. Unless it's ponies/fetish shit, he's ok.

Filthy American cis-white male gender-normative-non-esperkin who doesn't check his PRIVVELUDGES can't understand superior Spanish.

Badass fucking drawing of a cute monkey in a giant bag of popcorn. That monkey is kawaii as shit, nigga.

Under the hot sun, a tall, sweaty man lustful leers at an innocent campfire. The fire yelps in terror at the pervert's gaze.

An art critic ponders how scathing his review should be of a pitiful painting of a pink poodle.