a banana experiences pure agony when faced with the troubling task of being torn to mush in a blender

Shits McStrike bowls another perfect game

A motherfuckin duck shark quackin like theres no tomorrow

Mario and a piranha plant have to break up because they're tired of each others bullshit

some flaming homosexual person was too gay to draw anything so he wrote "Dafuq?" instead

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dude through the wormhole with morgan freeman has some crazy shit

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The erect phallus of a frustrated negro

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Its my dick in a box

a totally bitchin solar system

Big Black Kangaroo Dragon boutta wreck some shit

A hot dog hops up off the picnic table wearin a headset and catchin up with a bro, while a man looks in horror

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